Why Can’t You See?

Foreshadowing.

Slow news day, and I’m actually busy this frigid Wednesday, and I’m so tired I can see through time! Hooray! I’m going to watch the Edmonton Oilers play the Phoenix Coyotes tonight, the team that I recently picked as my number two behind the Oil. They’ve got an awesome captain, and they’ve spat directly in the eye of all their pre-season dissenters by managing an improbable march to the peaks of the NHL’s Western Conference. Way to go, Phoenix! Are people watching you play yet?

I am. And I’m doing it instead of watching Team Canada capture their sixth consecutive Gold medal at the World Junior Tourney. I am so smart. SMRT. I mean S-M-A-R-T.